Onion News Network – Eric Cantor Tossed by Bucking Mitch McConnell During Congressional Rodeo


A local man is proud he can still fit into his car from high school, "Stray To Be Destroyed" tops the list of cat names for the 24th straight year, and a Pekingese is really letting itself go since winning Westminster. It’s the week of April 16th, 2012.

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Added: Sun Apr 29 01:42:14 UTC 2012
Air date: Fri Apr 20 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:34

Onion News Network – s2 | e303 – World’s Youngest Person Born


Meth addicts demand the government address the nation’s growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spring training exactly the right amount overweight. It’s the week of February 27th, 2012

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Air date: Fri Mar 02 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:22
Added to queue at 05:45PM on Mar 06, 2012

Onion News Network – s2 | e107 – Leaf from "Tree of Life" Frontrunner for Best Actor Oscar


On Star Fix, entertainment insiders say this might be the year Hollywood’s favorite leaf, which has appeared in more than 60 films, finally takes home the Academy Award.

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Air date: Wed Feb 22 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 07:19
Added to queue at 11:30AM on Feb 25, 2012

Onion News Network – Meet the Man Inside the Nicolas Cage Costume


Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.

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Air date: Wed Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 07:45
Added to queue at 09:16PM on Feb 21, 2012

Onion News Network – Panel Analyzes Obama’s Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant at Nation


In a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.

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Air date: Tue Feb 07 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:53
Added to queue at 06:45PM on Feb 20, 2012

Onion News Network – Movie Fans Demand New Heath Ledger Performance


Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in ‘Dark Knight Rises,’ a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and another dead body is tossed on a heap somewhere.

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Air date: Fri Feb 17 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 02:44
Added to queue at 06:45PM on Feb 20, 2012

Onion News Network – GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate"


Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election.

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Air date: Fri Nov 18 00:00:00 UTC 2011
Duration: 01:54
Added to queue at 06:45PM on Feb 20, 2012

Onion News Network – s2 | e230 – Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy


The FDA urges Americans to check out a really weird-looking potato, a suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride, and Syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress. It’s the week of January 30th, 2012.

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Air date: Fri Feb 03 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 08:15
Added to queue at 07:45PM on Feb 15, 2012

Onion News Network – Dead Wife and Kids Replaced by Miniature Horses


Jim and Tracy partner with the "Bridles of Hope" charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.

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Air date: Tue Jan 24 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 07:54
Added to queue at 04:45PM on Feb 09, 2012

Onion News Network – 2011 in Review: Nation Shocked to Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn’t Already Dead


As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. (Aired 12/9/11)

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Air date: Mon Jan 23 00:00:00 UTC 2012
Duration: 01:03
Added to queue at 12:15AM on Feb 04, 2012